hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…